Horses Come First In Unintentionally Sexy Racing Victoria Ad

Pictured above is a full-page advertisement that Racing Victoria have taken out in today’s edition of The Age attempting to put a really, really positive spin on Spring Racing season by profiling trainer Peter Moody and all the reasons why he loves what he does.
It’s not the money, nor is it the up-at-the-crack-of-dawn starts. He loves horses; like, really fucking loves them. It’s as simple as that. 
Just in case you’re having trouble reading that last line, it says, without a modicum of self-awareness and more horse head pun potential than Godfather I: “Always make sure they come first.”

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