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*Pedestrian Exclusive

Woahhh aren't we about to drop a bomb...

Our homegal Gemma Ward is soon to "officially retire" from the catwalk to pursue the bright lights of Hollywood, an insider source told Pedestrian.

We know Gemma's already had a bit of time on the big screen but lets just hope she doesn't end up in Pedestrian's top 5 favourite failed "slashies":

5: Madonna (singer + child thief + actor)

4: The Rock (The top 5 triple threat - Actor/sportstar/musician)

3: Ja Rule (Rapper + ummm....Can his performances warrant us calling him an actor?)

2: Agyness Deyn (singer + model - More autotune on her tracks then peroxide in her hair - wow)

1: The cast of Neighbours - great because they can't act nor sing.

- Holly Valance (singer + Actor)
- Stephanie Mcintosh (singer + Actor)
- Natalie Imbruglia (singer + Actor)
- Kylie Minogue (singer + Actor)
- Dean Geyer (singer + Actor)
- Dr. Karl (singer + Actor)
- Harold (Releasing an electro-pop single this year.)*Pedestrian Exclusive
- Delta Goodrum (singer + Actor)

If there's any obvious omissions please let us know in the comments below.

 
Posted on August 18, 2008 at 9:59pm by chris.
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Comments.

Jason said...
Yeah FUCKING right!
Harold releasing an electro-pop single, what the balls?!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or be excited or devastated or all of the above.

That's such a piss take though, no way is that true.  
Aug 19, 2008
at 03:23am
jason is a dousche said...
jason
you're an idiot  
Aug 19, 2008
at 11:42pm
Jane said...
I heard that Gemma Ward's decision to leave modelling was influenced by Heath Ledger's death, who she was dating at the time. Apparently she has been grieving his death and feels the fashion world is too frivolous. Maybe in the future she will return to it, once she sorts out her personal life again.  
Aug 20, 2008
at 04:02am
Jason said...
Learn to spell internet warrior.  
Aug 20, 2008
at 04:13am
Tina said...
Gemma actually released a statement saying this was untrue. "I was surprised to wake up this morning and read news of my own retirement. While I am taking some time off currently to rest and enjoy the company of friends and family, I am still very much a (excited and enthusiastic) working model and actress. I'm only 20, for God's sakes."  
Aug 25, 2008
at 10:31pm
Abercrombie said...
heard that Gemma Ward's decision to leave modelling was influenced by Heath Ledger's death, who she was dating at the time.  
May 13, 2010
at 11:08pm

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