Systematic Proof That Snoop Must Be Constantly Stoned...  August 7, 2008

In news as unsurprising as Anthony Callea's admission he was gay, the tour bus of rapper Snoop Dogg was pulled over by police due to out of date registration tags, in the subsequent on board search two ounces of contraband narcotics were recovered. What did the Po-Po find? Do I even have to tell you? As Snoop would say, some of that real stick icky icky…

Wow Snoop Dogg smokes weed? It's a truism as undeniable as 'the sky is blue' or 'Nickelback makes me want to kill myself .' Fans of Snoop need not fret though, as the Doggfather himself escaped arrest, instead members of his entourage Ethan Calhoun, 27, and Kevin Barkey, 26 admitted ownership of the marijuana and were then arrested.

Snoop utilized what the Hip-Hop world refers to as the 'Shaggy' defence, by sacrificing two of his entourage whilst proclaiming 'It wasn't me!' Sure Snoop, I totally believe you. I'm sure you had no idea whatsoever of the illegal activity conducted on your tour bus. Those two lackeys owned ALL of the two ounces. No stress, no seeds, no sticks, no stems?

To further support my argument that Snoop must have a bong secretly attached to his body at all times is the news that he has recorded and starred in a Bollywood inspired film clip entitled "Sing Is King". Check it out below it is mega whack...

This follows on from his Jonny Cash name dropping, half "country", completely whack track "Medicine Man".

Bollywood film tracks? Country crossovers? Snoop is either seeing alot of green or smoking alot of it....