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Shall we dive back into the working week with a tasty slice of schadenfreude? Think of it as a wheat grass shot for the soul via the music industry's most embarrassing yearbook photos.

From Gene Simmons and Prince to Madonna and Avril Lavigne (who surprise surprise wasn't a punk) Impact Lab have compiled a skin-crawling collection of yearbook photos which belie the superstar persona those manipulative Record Companies would have you believe.

Case in point? Lil John was once the long lost cousin of Steve Urkel. Eminem looks like a beady eyed yokel who's one defective gene away from retardation. And while currently channeling "sexually ambiguous metrosexual" American Idol host Ryan Seacrest rocked the decidedly less sexy "future pedophile" look in middle school. Thank God our yearbook photos will never see the light of day.

Impact Lab via The Daily Swarm

 
Posted on July 5, 2009 at 6:22pm by Ash.
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Comments.

Texas Takeover said...
LMAO @ Lil Jon  
Nov 07, 2009
at 10:18am
me said...
Morrisson looks like the same badass legend with shorter hair. What's so embarassing about that?  
Nov 12, 2009
at 01:11am
jenn said...
haha that's exactly what I noticed, the man has cool written on his soul.  
Jul 25, 2010
at 02:17pm
aggh,tea! said...
Ho, ho.... it's amazing what kids grow up into... I mean who would have thought that the Jocker grew up to be lead singer with Aerosmith?

captchia = styptic ds  
Nov 13, 2009
at 01:46am
aggh,tea! said...
that would be The JOKER then ... sorry
captica = 3 1/2 -to-1 galleons  
Nov 13, 2009
at 01:48am
hann said...
mmmmmn, morrison was always hot, well done for him! :D:D  
Nov 19, 2009
at 07:28am
hann said...
wtf is with prince though????
did he have some white surgery, surely he couldnt have gotten WHITER with age? that's really odd, mabe it's just the hair lol. love prince  
Nov 19, 2009
at 07:30am
ROFL! Look at Eminem xD. Avril still looks kinda like she did then, her face I mean, and Madonna, wow.  
Dec 10, 2009
at 06:21pm
Nan said...
Mick "WHAT HAPPENED!"  
Dec 13, 2009
at 12:18pm
Anamaria said...
madonna was just as pretty but had horribly neglected eyebrows.
gene simmons looked great as a kid.
so did jim morrison.
the remainder are ugly as hell...  
Dec 22, 2009
at 09:25am
tman said...
Lil John looks like a retarded nigger. Oh wait, he IS a retarded nigger.  
Dec 22, 2009
at 03:31pm
Lula said...
Tman gives me so much faith in the future of America... and I have no doubt that he's an American. White, 14, virgin, IQ of about 75, daddy messes with him after the lights go out.  
Dec 22, 2009
at 08:54pm
bvproductions said...
LMAO! Lil Jon and Ryan Seacrest are by far the most hilarious. Wow.. Just.. wow.  
Dec 22, 2009
at 08:55pm
Chris said...
lol..in Madonnas case it's the latter that's the most embarrasing.  
Dec 23, 2009
at 03:17am
you say said...
well there is a difference between black people and the "N"word.....Lil john just so happens to be an "N"word. and most of my good friends are black.  
Dec 25, 2009
at 04:58am
jane doe said...
because lil jon is a nigger  
Dec 26, 2009
at 05:06pm
diecrackers said...
fuck all yall white people are fucking ugly pale ass crackers all yall gon die early of skin cancer stop tanning to look darker stop getting injections in your asses penises and lips to look more black fuckin haters yall wish yall were black  
Jan 01, 2010
at 06:09pm
stfunigga said...
@diecrackers
stfu nigger, go back to your ghetto  
Feb 06, 2010
at 01:51am
Jenessa said...
I still like Marilyn Manson  
Jan 01, 2010
at 11:29pm
Awesome-O said...
The Prince one can't be right... I mean, look at that shit!?

Lil Jon rocking KNVB! Sweet..  
Jan 03, 2010
at 12:53am
God said...
This website needs a little more integrity. Ever heard of a moderator?  
Jan 03, 2010
at 01:11am
Mike said...
Wow, good thing Sam at 11points.com did all the work for you.  
Jan 03, 2010
at 02:45am
Cephalopod said...
Avirl Lavingne looks so nice in her yearbook picture. In the rockstar pic, she looks like a toolbag.  
Jan 04, 2010
at 03:40am
graffiti said...
lil Jon! aaaaaaaahahaha awesome.  
Jan 05, 2010
at 12:59am
Virgil said...
Prince looked like a bad ass in high school, now he just looks weak. hahaha  
Jan 07, 2010
at 06:11am
The coolest guys have been dorks :)  
Jan 13, 2010
at 09:09pm
Trish said...
Wow the coolest guy in town  
Jan 18, 2010
at 09:26pm
music said...
Lil Jon Look like a weird doe  
Jan 21, 2010
at 04:15pm
Jaydn said...
OMG!!! Gene Simmons !! is my idol z! I am only 10 for lord sake  
Feb 18, 2010
at 09:41am
HardyChristine said...
Some time before, I needed to buy a good car for my organization but I did not have enough cash and could not purchase anything. Thank God my dude adviced to take the loans from reliable creditors. Thence, I acted that and used to be satisfied with my car loan.  
Mar 27, 2010
at 08:21pm
s said...
Aww, benji looked cute  
Jul 08, 2010
at 02:24am
white power said...
shut ur smelly black ass nigger!!!
u are obviously a nigger with that kinda talk...i have nothing against blacks either..... every family should have one or two!!!  
Jul 14, 2010
at 10:16pm
You may have not intended to do so, but I think you have managed to express the state of mind that a lot of people are in. The sense of wanting to help, but not knowing how or where, is something a lot of us are going through.  
Jul 21, 2010
at 03:44pm
Willow said...
Yeah, wth happened to Prince? I heard Michael Jackson had a skin pigment problem....Manson is still sexy....Lil Jon....WOW....hillarious  
Aug 02, 2010
at 05:19am
asshole said...
I now understand why prince is apparently so good at basketball.

Also whats with all the racism, I know you guys think you're funny. You're not. Save that shit for your kkk meetings.  
Aug 21, 2010
at 05:04am

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