Pedestrian TV

Cory Who?  September 15, 2008

You better strengthen those hand muscles Cory, because your iron grip on that fleeting 15 minutes is fast relinquishing...

Upon trolling through the mountains of London Fashion Week coverage posted online, I came across this front row gem courtesy of The Times Online:

"Peaches Geldorf, right, and her sister Pixie, left, with an unidentified friend in the centre at the PPQ show"

Peaches Geldorf? Sounds like an 18th century dessert served to the Norwegian aristocracy, but whatever...

Has Ms. Kennedy been given "unidentified friend" status because she is disheveled beyond recognition? I thought she invented the hobo-skank look?

Was the journalist, in fact, blinded by the light emanating from Cory's greasy forehead, and unable to identify her face?

Notice that while the Geldof sisters are observing the show, Cory is looking straight down the barrel of the camera. Does Cory have a sixth sense which detects the presence of a shutting lens, or is this just good luck?

How did "Thing' from The Addams Family get a front row seat on Pixie Geldof's shoulder?

So many questions...