Pedestrian?

*Pedestrian Exclusive

Woahhh aren't we about to drop a bomb...

Our homegal Gemma Ward is soon to "officially retire" from the catwalk to pursue the bright lights of Hollywood, an insider source told Pedestrian.

We know Gemma's already had a bit of time on the big screen but lets just hope she doesn't end up in Pedestrian's top 5 favourite failed "slashies":

5: Madonna (singer + child thief + actor)

4: The Rock (The top 5 triple threat - Actor/sportstar/musician)

3: Ja Rule (Rapper + ummm....Can his performances warrant us calling him an actor?)

2: Agyness Deyn (singer + model - More autotune on her tracks then peroxide in her hair - wow)

1: The cast of Neighbours - great because they can't act nor sing.

- Holly Valance (singer + Actor)
- Stephanie Mcintosh (singer + Actor)
- Natalie Imbruglia (singer + Actor)
- Kylie Minogue (singer + Actor)
- Dean Geyer (singer + Actor)
- Dr. Karl (singer + Actor)
- Harold (Releasing an electro-pop single this year.)*Pedestrian Exclusive
- Delta Goodrum (singer + Actor)

If there's any obvious omissions please let us know in the comments below.

Posted on August 18, 2008 at 9:59pm by chris | Email article to friend | Back To Top |

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