News.
*Pedestrian Exclusive
Woahhh aren't we about to drop a bomb...
Our homegal Gemma Ward is soon to "officially retire" from the catwalk to pursue the bright lights of Hollywood, an insider source told Pedestrian.
We know Gemma's already had a bit of time on the big screen but lets just hope she doesn't end up in Pedestrian's top 5 favourite failed "slashies":
5: Madonna (singer + child thief + actor)
4: The Rock (The top 5 triple threat - Actor/sportstar/musician)
3: Ja Rule (Rapper + ummm....Can his performances warrant us calling him an actor?)
2: Agyness Deyn (singer + model - More autotune on her tracks then peroxide in her hair - wow)
1: The cast of Neighbours - great because they can't act nor sing.
- Holly Valance (singer + Actor)
- Stephanie Mcintosh (singer + Actor)
- Natalie Imbruglia (singer + Actor)
- Kylie Minogue (singer + Actor)
- Dean Geyer (singer + Actor)
- Dr. Karl (singer + Actor)
- Harold (Releasing an electro-pop single this year.)*Pedestrian Exclusive
- Delta Goodrum (singer + Actor)
If there's any obvious omissions please let us know in the comments below.
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Harold releasing an electro-pop single, what the balls?!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or be excited or devastated or all of the above.
That's such a piss take though, no way is that true.
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