WARNING: This post contains a tasteful, artistic rendering of Justin Bieber's naked, maple-syrup drenched torso and pancake-covered boner; if you have a problem seeing imagery of this type, why the fuck are you reading Pedestrian.TV in the first place?

Webster's Dictionary defines 'art' as "something that is created with imagination and skill that is beautiful or that expresses important ideas or feelings."

With that in mind, the below painting of Justin Bieber's proud, pancake-covered phallus is our generation's Mona Lisa, or at minimum, our Dogs Playing Poker

Enjoy responsibly:

The existence of said image came to light in a recent Rolling Stone profile of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Writer Johan Wiener took a tour of their Seattle studio and saw it proudly on display, so of course, he had to ask.

Per the relevant passage:

"On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. "Those are Ben [Haggerty, Macklemore's real name]'s," Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner." Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy," Lewis says."

Vulture managed to track the image down to Etsy, via the artist Dan Lacey, who is fond of putting pancakes on people, and has also done it to Taylor SwiftKanye West and David Duchovny.

All these prints, including the Bieber one, can currently be had for the very reasonable price of $13.57 AUD, so should you wish, you can pay tribute to Macklemore's studio and / or Bieber's dong in your own home. 

Source: Vulture.
Photo: Kevin Winter / Getty / Etsy.