Bing, still furiously trying to make Bing happen (guys, stop trying to make Bing happen!), have released some illuminating search data assuring us that someone somewhere is still using Bing.com to search for stuff on the internet.

"Stuff", like the majority of the internet, being semi-nude pictures of Miranda Kerr. The model, in the annual report of top keyword searches entered this year on the Microsoft search engine, topped the list of "Most Binged Australian Celebrities" for the second year running ahead of Keith Urban, Jennifer Hawkins, Russell Crowe and Megan Gale.

The most Binged non-Australian celebrities were Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna and Lindsay Lohan while the iPhone 5 launch was the most Binged news story of the year followed by the 2012 Elections, the 2012 Olympics, Hurricane Sandy and search term that we never imagined could be construed as a news story, Honey Boo Boo.

Most Binged Australian celebrities 2012
1. Miranda Kerr
2. Keith Urban
3. Jennifer Hawkins
4. Russell Crowe
5. Megan Gale

Most Binged celebrities 2012

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Justin Bieber
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Rihanna
5. Lindsay Lohan

Most Binged News Stories 2012
1. iPhone 5
2. 2012 Election
3. 2012 Olympics
4. Hurricane Sandy
5. Honey Boo Boo

Most Binged Sports Query 2012
1. Collingwood FC
2. Usain Bolt
3. Hawthorn FC
4. Sally Pearson
5. West Coast FC

Most Binged ‘How Tos’ 2012
1. How to make sushi
2. How to be a ventriloquist
3. How to jump higher
4. How to make money from home
5. How to download from Youtube

Most Binged Diet 2012
1. Mediterranean diet
2. Dukan diet
3. Chocolate diet
4. Paleo diet
5. CSIRO diet

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