Taylor Swift Is Definitely, Totally, 100% Not Inside This Big Ol' Suitcase
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For the record, the service previously claimed "Taylor Swift has been reportedly being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca (sic) apartment into her truck.
"A fleet of cars including two large cadillacs (sic) and three suv's arrive at Tailor (sic) Swift's apartment in Tribecca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck."Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package carefully as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time."
The claims caused an instant furore online due to how manifestly plausible the whole scenario is. After all, if our mate Adele can be wheeled to and from a stage in a big ol' box, what's to stop Swift from being lugged around in some Samsonite?
"I'm just so grateful to be in this suitcase. I love this suitcase so much! Oh my God. I'm so lucky to be in this suitcase!" - Taylor Swift— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 17, 2017
I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017
It's amazing how much Taylor Swift and I have in common. I mean, we both are young, talented, beautiful, and can fit inside of a suitcase.— Robots With Rayguns (@robtswthrayguns) July 17, 2017
Me, a pleb: I pack my clothes in a suitcase when I need to travel.— Luke Brown (@MLukeBrown) July 17, 2017
You, Taylor Swift: I pack myself in a suitcase when I travel.
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