A Couple Did A Breakup Photoshoot 'Ironically' Bc This Is Who We Are Now
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Do you remember when 'The Bachelor' couple Blake and Louise ended things, and they celebrated with a poignant photoshoot in New Idea? I mean, as tragic as that was, at least they probably got paid for it.
Well, an unknown couple from the United States have also done a break-up shoot and chances are they ~didn't~ get paid for it, unless you can be paid in faves and retweets, in which case... congrats? You've discovered a new sustainable food source.
"My buddy from wmu [Western Michigan University] took 'break up photos' ??" tweeted William Depew, posting the said photos to Twitter. "Like they broke up. And took photos."
We're don't know their names, so let's just call them Brad and Stacey.
Here we can see Stacey mournfully pressing her face against Brad's cheek. It's not quite a kiss, but perhaps a reminder of lazy mornings spent in bed, inhaling each other's sandalwood sent before deciding which farmer's market is likely to have the ginger snaps Brad loves so much.
Here we see Stacey and Brad acting out the final stages of their relationship. Their body language is sad, resigned; I still love you but I don't know how to be with you. I didn't want to look through your phone. I've told you, Jessica is just a friend.
And in this final shot, we see Brad hugging the knees of his former lover Stacey, who seems just about done with this shit. Don't go, Brad says. I'm sorry, I love you. My knees are killing, did you get the shot yet?
Young love, so poised for tragedy. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
My buddy from wmu took "break up photos" ?? Like they broke up. And took photos pic.twitter.com/4G4HnagVeH— (((William Depew))) (@williamwdepew) February 21, 2017
The reactions to William's tweet have been pretty much what you'd expect.
He eventually retweeted himself, diminishing people for making fun of that which he himself made fun of in the first place.
All of the replies of this are either:— (((William Depew))) (@williamwdepew) February 21, 2017
-people making fun of her outfit
-people who genuinely love this
Be the second kind of person https://t.co/VlTGNYIJKG
Oh William. Don't be that guy.