Twitter Is Ferociously Rinsing Turnbull's "Australian Values" Quip
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"This is defending, reinforcing, Australian values ... what we've talked about this morning are values that we all agree with. No-one's suggested that they're wrong or mistaken. We all agree with them. We're standing up for Australian values and the Parliament should do so too."
But what the sodding hell are "Australian values" exactly?
#AustralianValues— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) April 19, 2017
- telling others where speed cameras are
- saying 'gronk'
- calling Asian service staff 'boss'
- coward punch
Dropping your daks to reveal speedos with the flag of the Islamic country you’re in but also you’re a government adviser #AustralianValues— Mark Di Stefano ???? (@MarkDiStef) April 19, 2017
I'm not racist, but #AustralianValues— Sally Rugg (@sallyrugg) April 19, 2017
#australianvalues— ?? illy bocean ?? (@IllyBocean) April 19, 2017
-shortening all first and last names (jonno, riggsy, simmo)
-approving of other races one friend at a time
Complaining loudly about the quality of coffee overseas#AustralianValues— Stephen Jeffery (@stephenejeffery) April 19, 2017
sittin down for a couple cigars before announcing a brutal federal budget that affects everyone but you & your class #Australianvalues— brad esposito (@braddybb) April 19, 2017
Dropping your daks to Eagle Rock #AustralianValues— Michael Koziol (@michaelkoziol) April 19, 2017
Systematically destroy 200+ indigenous languages, then insist newcomers speak yours (which you're barely literate in).#AustralianValues— Craig Andrew Batty (@ResignInShame) April 19, 2017
Have you ever forgotten to declare your 4th investment property? #AustralianValues— Morwellians (@Morwellians) April 20, 2017
Win power by confecting a budget crisis only to double debt while axing services to the needy & cutting taxes for the rich #AustralianValues— Mr Denmore (@MrDenmore) April 20, 2017
One Australian Senator owns 33 properties, while 48 millionaires pay no income tax - not even the Medicare levy #AustralianValues— Richard Di Natale (@RichardDiNatale) April 20, 2017
Using political position to ensure a well paid post career job with a lobby group & not seeing a conflict of interest.#AustralianValues— Noely (@YaThinkN) April 20, 2017
eating raw onions with the peel still on #australianvalues— Jess Wheeler (@wheelswordsmith) April 20, 2017
#AustralianValues— David Lo Pun-ch Nazi (@helpmeskeletor) April 19, 2017
1. Shame women for wearing too little.
2. Shame women for wearing too much.
3. Wax lyrical about gender equality.
Attacking renewables.— Richard Tuffin (@RichardTuffin) April 19, 2017
Attacking the environment.
Attacking asylum seekers...#AustralianValues
Building a filthy great coal mine right next door to our most treasured natural wonder...#AustralianValues— Richard Tuffin (@RichardTuffin) April 19, 2017
Being a millionaire and not paying any taxes...#AustralianValues— Richard Tuffin (@RichardTuffin) April 19, 2017
And that's barely scratching the surface of the joy that the #AustralianValues hashtag contains.
Booing Prime Ministers at major sporting events#AustralianValues— Noely (@YaThinkN) April 19, 2017