There's no easing into this: someone's created a legitimate 'Dildo Selfie Stick'.


Just as the name suggests, it's literally a selfie stick with a fucking sex toy attached to it for easy mazzing handling. 

Because that shit is hard for anyone to imagine, here's a photo:


We had similar thoughts about it being a weird joke, but then we remembered the 'Sex Selfie Stick' from earlier this year - the bastard offspring of an endoscopic camera and a vibrator, it's all about capturing raw footage of your orifice, while the 'Dildo Selfie Stick' is more about capturing your 'O' face with ease.

As the creeper in the promo video explains: “When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick, and get down to business.”



RIP, 30 seconds of your life.

We're not quite sure how one goes about acquiring one of these innovative devices IRL, as the website looks to have been coded by a child, but keep an eye on the website and Twitter.


Via YouTube.