Fuck Pete, mate, sit down, we need to chat. 

No, no, really, we need to. Now. Please take a seat.

Listen, the three-ring-shit-show you try to pass off as advice for leading a healthy life? It needs to stop.

NO PETE WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED YOU'VE TAKEN IT ONE STEVIA-FUELLED STEP TOO FAR

Usually when Pete does something outrageously borked, we'd just write an article about it and leave it at that. But please, take this as a desperate plea. 

Delet the following video.

Yes, Australia's Paleo Pope has done the frankfurtly unthinkable and unleashed this wholly un-patriotic piece of content on the internet:


HOT DOGS IN LETTUCE BUNS. HOT DOGS, BUT WITH LETTUCE AS BUNS. A LEAF AS A BUN. A FUCKING LETTUCE LEAF!!!!!!!!!!!

Evans captioned the disgusting video 'HOT DIGGITY DOG', as in (we're assuming), Hot Diggity Dog this a flaming piece of shit :-)

"I'll tell you what? You're going to be super excited about these little babies," he said in the vid.

"I'm going to read it out to you: grass fed organic beef hot dogs. I'm going to say it again - organic grass fed beef hot dogs.

"This is a first for Australia."

Yes Pete. It’s a first. And if we have it our way, it'll be the very last too.

wen u realise hot dogs are literally the least paleo things on earth

Pete, mate, while we're shattered by this, you do you. 

But, if these show up at a Bunnings anytime soon the only thing that's gonna be cooked is your goose, m8.

Photo: Pete Evans.