EXPECTATION VS REALITY: 13 Humans Whose Hopes Were Shat On By The Universe
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Unlike that of our parents , our expectations of pretty much everything across the board are exceedingly low. Like, lower than Simone Biles' ass is to the floor when participating in a limbo at a Fourth of July luau, low.
Why? Well, it's human nature to learn from our mistakes, and boy, have we made mistakes. In our defence, however, a lot of those slip ups have been caused by fraudulent assholes far and wide misrepresenting products, as well as OTT advertisements. Oh, and with the advent of fast food, we're terrible in the kitchen too (why do my cakes never look like those on the 'Gram?!).
While most of us are smarter 'n wiser because of the crappy experiences we've had where our expectations haven't even come close to being met, we can all use a reminder of how far we've come every now and again. To do so, we've rounded up 13 of the most SHOOK-inducing expectation vs. reality fails to keep y'all on the straight and narrow.
#1. Tfw kitty gets run over by a bus :(
#2. Watch where you're going.
#3. These boots were made for stumbling, and that's just what they'll do.
#4. YOU'VE JUST BEEN (DAFT) PUNK'D, SON.
#5. So shook I'm buzzing.
#6. Where the bloody hell have you bean hiding?
#7. Have your cake and don't eat it too.
#8. Don't. Want. None. Unless your buns look like they're meant to. Hun.
#9. Sometimes you just need to have a good loaf at yourself.
#10. Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
#11. Talk about drawing the short straw(berry).
#12. WHAT IN NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY IS THIS?!
#13. You wanna pizza me?
Bit confused? All good, that last example was meant to throw you (soz-not-soz).
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