This is the face of a beaver caught red-handed in the midst of a destructive bender through a dollar store.

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Witnesses came across the furry 'lil guy on a mission to find Xmas decorations at the store in St Mary's County, Maryland.

He was midway through selecting the perfect tree when police were called, and an officer named Corporal Yingling attempted to apprehend him.
A chase ensued and the beaver was later caught and safely released back into the wild.
Hopefully with all his Xmas shopping in tow.

Source and photo: Twitter / @firstsheriff.