The red carpet has be run, the ridiculously indulgent gift bags have been handed to those least in need, and Seth MacFarlane has sung a Family Guy-lite song about boobs. Now it's time for the most important self-congratulatory shindig of the awards season. And the winners are:

Best Picture - Argo

Actor in A Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis - Lincoln

Actress In A Leading Role: Jennifer Lawrence - Silver Linings Playbook



Original Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino - Django Unchained

Adapted Screenplay: Chris Terrio - Argo

Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained

Actress in a Supporting Role: Anne Hathaway


Best Director: Ang Lee - Life of Pi

Best Song: Adele - Skyfall

Film Editing: William Goldenberg - Argo

Animated Feature Film: Brave

Animated Short Film: Paperman

Cinematography: Life of Pi

Visual Effects: Life of Pi

Costume: Anna Karenina.

Makeup and Hairstyling: Les Miserables

Live Action Short Film: Curfew.

Documentary (short subject): Inocente

Documentary Feature: Searching for Sugar Man

Best Foreign Language Film: Amour