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Music Stars And Their Embarrassing High School Yearbook Photos July 5, 2009

Shall we dive back into the working week with a tasty slice of schadenfreude? Think of it as a wheat grass shot for the soul via the music industry's most embarrassing yearbook photos.

From Gene Simmons and Prince to Madonna and Avril Lavigne (who surprise surprise wasn't a punk) Impact Lab have compiled a skin-crawling collection of yearbook photos which belie the superstar persona those manipulative Record Companies would have you believe.

Case in point? Lil John was once the long lost cousin of Steve Urkel. Eminem looks like a beady eyed yokel who's one defective gene away from retardation. And while currently channeling "sexually ambiguous metrosexual" American Idol host Ryan Seacrest rocked the decidedly less sexy "future pedophile" look in middle school. Thank God our yearbook photos will never see the light of day.

Impact Lab via The Daily Swarm

Posted on July 5, 2009 at 6:22pm by Ash.
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Comments.

Texas Takeover said...

LMAO @ Lil Jon

Nov 07, 2009
at 10:18am

me said...

Morrisson looks like the same badass legend with shorter hair. What's so embarassing about that?

Nov 12, 2009
at 01:11am

aggh,tea! said...

Ho, ho.... it's amazing what kids grow up into... I mean who would have thought that the Jocker grew up to be lead singer with Aerosmith?

captchia = styptic ds

Nov 13, 2009
at 01:46am

aggh,tea! said...

that would be The JOKER then ... sorry
captica = 3 1/2 -to-1 galleons

Nov 13, 2009
at 01:48am

hann said...

mmmmmn, morrison was always hot, well done for him! :D:D

Nov 19, 2009
at 07:28am

hann said...

wtf is with prince though????
did he have some white surgery, surely he couldnt have gotten WHITER with age? that's really odd, mabe it's just the hair lol. love prince

Nov 19, 2009
at 07:30am

Watch Anime Online said...

ROFL! Look at Eminem xD. Avril still looks kinda like she did then, her face I mean, and Madonna, wow.

Dec 10, 2009
at 06:21pm

Nan said...

Mick "WHAT HAPPENED!"

Dec 13, 2009
at 12:18pm

Anamaria said...

madonna was just as pretty but had horribly neglected eyebrows.
gene simmons looked great as a kid.
so did jim morrison.
the remainder are ugly as hell...

Dec 22, 2009
at 09:25am

tman said...

Lil John looks like a retarded nigger. Oh wait, he IS a retarded nigger.

Dec 22, 2009
at 03:31pm

Lula said...

Tman gives me so much faith in the future of America... and I have no doubt that he's an American. White, 14, virgin, IQ of about 75, daddy messes with him after the lights go out.

Dec 22, 2009
at 08:54pm

bvproductions said...

LMAO! Lil Jon and Ryan Seacrest are by far the most hilarious. Wow.. Just.. wow.

Dec 22, 2009
at 08:55pm

Chris said...

lol..in Madonnas case it's the latter that's the most embarrasing.

Dec 23, 2009
at 03:17am

you say said...

well there is a difference between black people and the "N"word.....Lil john just so happens to be an "N"word. and most of my good friends are black.

Dec 25, 2009
at 04:58am

jane doe said...

because lil jon is a nigger

Dec 26, 2009
at 05:06pm

diecrackers said...

fuck all yall white people are fucking ugly pale ass crackers all yall gon die early of skin cancer stop tanning to look darker stop getting injections in your asses penises and lips to look more black fuckin haters yall wish yall were black

Jan 01, 2010
at 06:09pm

stfunigga said...

@diecrackers
stfu nigger, go back to your ghetto

Feb 06, 2010
at 01:51am

Jenessa said...

I still like Marilyn Manson

Jan 01, 2010
at 11:29pm

Awesome-O said...

The Prince one can't be right... I mean, look at that shit!?

Lil Jon rocking KNVB! Sweet..

Jan 03, 2010
at 12:53am

God said...

This website needs a little more integrity. Ever heard of a moderator?

Jan 03, 2010
at 01:11am

Mike said...

Wow, good thing Sam at 11points.com did all the work for you.

Jan 03, 2010
at 02:45am

Cephalopod said...

Avirl Lavingne looks so nice in her yearbook picture. In the rockstar pic, she looks like a toolbag.

Jan 04, 2010
at 03:40am

graffiti said...

lil Jon! aaaaaaaahahaha awesome.

Jan 05, 2010
at 12:59am

Virgil said...

Prince looked like a bad ass in high school, now he just looks weak. hahaha

Jan 07, 2010
at 06:11am

Its a shirt T shirts said...

The coolest guys have been dorks :)

Jan 13, 2010
at 09:09pm

Trish said...

Wow the coolest guy in town

Jan 18, 2010
at 09:26pm

music said...

Lil Jon Look like a weird doe

Jan 21, 2010
at 04:15pm

Jaydn said...

OMG!!! Gene Simmons !! is my idol z! I am only 10 for lord sake

Feb 18, 2010
at 09:41am

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