Are you hirsute and horny? Perfect. Welcome to Sydney (possibly the world's) very first topless barber shop. It's called Hot Cuts (get that shit?), a magical purveyor of tips and tits, bosoms and blowdrys, breasts and bleach, areola and aerosol, follicles and fun bags, cleavage and combs - basically a haven for gentlemen who feel that getting their hair cut while stifling a raging boner is an enjoyable experience and/or a perfectly acceptable way to spend a Tuesday afternoon.

Says the official Hot Cuts website: "First in Sydney! Presenting a hair salon concept designed by men for men. Our salon has everything you'd expect plus one special factor...Our hairdressers are not only hot, they're topless! That's right gentleman! Imagine, a place you can get a cut, style, wash or colour whilst watching a beautiful hairdresser at work with her gorgeous assets out on show. Throw in a complimentary serving of your favourite 'poison', a flat screen TV and a relaxing atmosphere and you're sure to be walking out feeling like a million bucks."

Despite what you might assume about the value of viewing human breasts in real life, the prices are actually quite reasonable...

Clipper shave - $29.95
Style cut (includes wash and 10 minute head massage) - $59.95
Style cut (includes wash and 20 minute head massage) - $69.95
Colours from - $49.95
Beard Trim - $19.95

The hidden cost they don't mention though, is the intense shame felt by everyone involved. You crazy for this one Oxford Street. More pictures below...





Via BWE