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Adult entertainment legend Ron Jeremy is cumming* to Australia later this month, specifically to par-tay.

He's swinging his 9.75-inch penis into Sydney to launch his namesake rum, Ron de Jeremy with a night of epic debauchery - preferably with you and your friends. On the evening of Saturday, 17 March, Ron's plan is to crash as many parties as he can (be they house parties, poker nights, lock ins, club jaunts or strippers jams) with his 'Rontourage' and a case of the good stuff, so if you're hosting a dinner party in Sydney on that night you could potentially have one of "The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time" supping from your fine china!

Here's how you can put forth your own party:
1. Invite Ron Downunder to be your friend on Facebook
2. Send him a Facebook event invite to your party
3. Tell him why he can't miss it (could be things like: amount of hot girls attending, a theme)
4. When the dust settles, Ron sorts through the invitations and decides which party deserves his visit and selects his top 5.

Here's a special message from The Hedgehog:


*As if I could resist a lowest common denominator cum reference. I'm only human.
 
Posted on March 09, 2012 9:24AM by suz.
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