“I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me as a member” is a self-hating excuse that people with no friends make to justify perpetual loneliness and not joining clubs.

We’re human beings! We’re meant to form weird tribes, wear bandanas instead of t-shirts and let Jeff Probst symbolically extinguish our flame when the group rejects us.

So in the interests of forming a tribe of like-minded peeps, Pedestrian is creating a registered members section that should have launched years ago.

It’s not compulsory to register of course and non-members will still have access to most of our content but there are some pretty sweet perks for setting up an account.

First, you’ll be able to register a username and avatar to stop your namesake from taking credit for your hilarious yet illuminating comments. Conversely, you’ll no longer be associated with their incoherent, semi-racist ramblings.

Elsewhere you’ll also have access to behind the scenes videos, extended interviews and other content we produce exclusively for members.

If you like things and stuff you’ll also receive first pick of prizes like festival tickets, film premieres and fashion sales. What else? In the not too distant future you’ll have the ability to upload your own blogs, photo galleries and events listings and generally receive preferential treatment for anything we do.

Sounds like fun right? Of course it is. Register now and unlock a whole new part of Pedestrian town, increase your chances of winning shit and attribute your witty remarks to the right person. You won’t be sorry (we hope).